Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Chap 23 from HHGTTG

I am reading the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and this is the most outrageously comic chapter so far, that leaves me laughing like crazy...take a bow Douglas Adams....

The background is that the earth has already been destroyed to make way for a galactic highway...and also there is a hint before this that says humans were only the third most intelligent species on Planet Earth...

Chapter 23

"It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on - while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reason.

Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending destruction of the planet Earth and had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger; but most of their communications were misinterpreted as assuming attempts to punch footballs or whistle for tidbits, so they eventually gave up and left the Earth by their own means shortly before the Vogons arrived.

The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star-Spanngled Banner", but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

In fact there was only one species on the planet more intelligent than dolphins, and they spent a lot of their time in behavioral research laboratories running round inside wheels and conducting frighteningly elegant and subtle experiments on man. The fact that once again man completely misinterpreted this relationship was entirely according to these creatures' plans.

from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams

Monday, June 05, 2006

Must watch - Temples of the South

This is a wonderful video in google which documents some of the greatest achievements of South Indian architecture and especially those of Rajaraja Chozha. The video is 52 mins long and is a treasure and more than that it is certainly one documentary that makes one feel a sense of pride about one's own country in these times of the entire country shooting itself in the foot with a demeaning view of its own history.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3647180062330419712&q=india

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Slap in the face of Manmohan Singh

I just read this piece that gives the resignation letter of Pratap Bhanu Mehta from the Knowledge Commission - a lucid expression of the views of a person who has a better sense of social justice than these politicians ruling the country and having no idea of how to approach such an issue sensibly. At last, Manmohan Singh is no statesman too, just a cowardly petty politician who cannot come out in the open and have a debate on this issue...

Pratap Bhanu Mehta's resignation letter

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Reservations in India - The road not taken

This is the talk of the country and I must say a subject that causes much anguish to me, looking at the direction India is moving on this front. I have my reservations against these 'reservations' which, at the ground level, are nothing but 'vested-interest-servations' if you will please pardon the usage. Also, I do not consider reservations as equivalent to 'inclusion' or 'affirmative action'. They are bigger and more meaningful terms and obviously do not imply reservation/quota system which I think is just a farce and which is certainly fraught with risks.

There is no effort on the part of the 'leaders of the nation' to sit and decide what they actually want to achieve, and whether this is the best way to be going about it. It is assumed that this is the only way, while it is clearly not so, but certainly this is a clear way to divide people and contribute in no small measure to brain drain.

Lots of Indians since Independence have been groomed on freebies in different ways and means and they just want the party to last forever, and the dancing to reach frenzied pace. The only problem with introducing freebies is that no one wants to work to achieve them any more. These freebies have been given without any indication of under what conditions they are being given, making those benefitting from it believe it is their birthright to have, as time passes by.

As I see it, the right way ahead (and the one that should have been taken in the first place) is to declare that everything will be done to level the playing field, but not bias the outcome by having red carpets for some people and damning others to cut-throat competition (with the risk of losing out to a lower performer who has a carpeted welcome) because of the consequent lack of space to get in, and follow that with action.

A look at who have profited by the 'arrangement' so far would reveal that even if we accept for argument's sake that reservation is the right way, the really needy people have not been able to avail of the benefit after nearly 60 years of having the system, and it is a shame on the country that people still perform inhuman jobs and reservation has done nothing for them. We have a case of certain proxy-needy-people-elements in the society tapping all the benefits and sapping the nation of progress - damn the question of whether they deserved the goodies in the first place. This I write not in a vacuum, but after seeing children of officers in government/private sector, who clearly dont deserve to avail of any such privilege compared to other deserving people (even in so called forward castes), merrily reaping the benefits.

The only way ahead is to ensure that everybody competes on a level field, and towards that if you need to give free education, reasonable monetary support through loans and what else have you, do that and let the competition be fair. Even if it is causes a big drain on the national resources it is a just cause and I dont mind paying my taxes for that. I feel that if a person who really wants to study is given these things, he* would naturally come up. If he is blaming other things even after getting these, he is misguided, is just missing the point, or is basically finding reasons to chicken out. The others who think this is a fun ride that they can enjoy will not come up anyway, but nothing much can be done about it except by themselves.

On the status-quo of reservations already being the ground reality, this is a deplorable situation, since there is ABSOLUTELY no mention/implementation of well defined exit criteria beyond which people can/should compete in the open, And mind you, there are a lot of them who have used this system but are simply too lazy/afraid to come out of and compete. It looks like they want to have a ball all through, hard work be damned. The only exit criterion as of now, is if a person with some sense of justice comes forward himself and competes openly, which is a rare exception (with probability figures comparable to that of a blue moon) There is no reason people should continue to be pampered like this, apart from vote bank politics.

Let us just hope that someday it dawns on the policy makers that they have been taking the nation on the forbidden path that leads nowhere, and the road not taken was the right one to start with, way back in the independence era...

Postscript:

I just remembered the major reason people hold forward is the lack of quality in the government schools and the consequent inability to compete. Now, it is obvious that we have been trying to suppress the symptom rather than the problem here through reservation - a REALLY REALLY bad idea - ask the people who write software about this - the problem to address and solve is the quality of education in rural areas. Giving everyone from rural areas a 'zero correction' as it were is just trying to suppress the symptom and not address the issue at hand. Moreover, this is not a caste issue really, whereas mostly, reservation is caste based. They are just trying to equate these two, and trying to find support for even caste-based reservation, with such fallible lines of reasoning like

"we need rural reservation because quality of education is poor there"
=>
"we need reservations" (which I have above refuted)
=>
"reservations are good"
=>
"we need caste-based reservations, which must also therefore be good"

* Just a digression - esp to feminists out there: Let me just ask that 'he' be taken to mean 'he/she'. This is just to avoid cluttering. My view of this is that when I write I say 'he' and when a woman writes let her say 'she'. I think that is simple and elegant.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Picture of myself when I am REALLY thirsty...


This is just for those who wonder who it actually is who writes with such great cheer :-)

And for the ones who watched closely, let me say "No prizes on offer for guessing the brand!"

Upcoming visit to Trissur Pooram

Am excited to be travelling to the place where the gods buy coconuts - Kerala ;-) next weekend for the mega festival there called the Pooram - look forward to hearing the sophisticated rhythms of the chenda mELam and their ilk - I have been witness (by eye and ear) to the great drums during the Sabarimala season in my own Coimbatore. Standing right next to the drummers themselves, it is quite a task not to get drowned in the rhythms, and the legs do start dancing as if they have a separate neural system. And there is the right amount of repetition to the drumming to enable any layman to catch the location of the beats and the beautiful pauses between them and sync with it. This is certainly a very traditional art form that India can be proud of...

And there will be elephants all over the place - would love to be among the audience of the 'All-Kerala Tusker Congregation' or shall we say 'Akhila-Kerala Gaja SammELanam'. I will need to take an infrasonic sensor and my handy copy of "Elephant lingo for Dummies" to check on the proceedings...

I will be publishing my pet-project book after the trip called Lingua pachydermiana. This will impart invaluable knowledge on the following topics and more:

a. How to say "Hi", "Please" and "Sorry" using a trumpet
b. If you are lost in a forest, How to ask an elephant the way to the nearest city by emitting the right infrasonic frequencies
c. How to use a tuning fork to drive an elephant mad

Check out my other bestselling books on related topics:

"On Tusks, Trumpets and Thick Skin"
"All you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask about the ivory business" (hehehe)


Will be posting a travelogue + some snaps hopefully once back...

Till then, its Adios from me...